Why is it that when you go to a bar, pay for a five dollar drink with a twenty, the bartender gives you back 3 five dollar bills. Where did this numbnut learn to bartend? Does he not want a tip. Now I don't consider myself a big tipper, but I follow etiquette, but I'm not about to slap one of those soggy beer-soaked five dollar bills you gave me as change as a tip on an over-priced five dollar beer. Give me ones you idiot. Or a two if you got it, but people have this weird two-dollar bill hoarding tendency which makes little sense, but still more than giving change in 3 five dollar bills. But I digress.
And I lost my voice. If found, please post. I do miss it so much.
bugger.
